The Team Name Thing Is Always Fun!!!!

Every year, there is a coach that thinks he is above the rules…can do it “HIS WAY”….maybe he is feeling “LUCKY” and wants to take a shot…and not name his team….!!!!

Then there are the dudes who come up with stupid names that somehow stick: Maroon 10, Sandy Men, Pink, the Blue Wa****s of 2014, Tropics (like that makes me want to shoot hoops?) or the most awful I have ever heard “Famous Bacon Flu”.

Then there are the teams that hit on stone cold winners…”Dilly Dilly!!!”, Thunder, Ballerz, Crush, Girl Scouts, Machine and Machine II and of course G.O.A.T. These teams had vision. They were timeless in their decision making. They just “knew”.

And then there is 2018-19….Dreamsicles? Pink Eyes? ManBearPig? Freakin’ “Green Beans”???!!! For goodness sake…what are you thinking?….OH, I forgot, 2% Milk…like its something we like? Go all in…be “WHOLE MILK” Well at least these guys tried…but then there are two who didn’t. (by the way, if you want the address of the coach of 2% milk so you can toilet paper his house, I can be convinced to turn over confidential info).

So Liska is stuck with the second generation of GOAT which based on the way his team played Wednesday night is actually accurate…WOAT!!!! (you figure it out). Brewer on the other hand is such a nice guy…I think his focus is on his players not some silly name…so we are going with a hashtag…..and the suggestion box is open on this one…. #Redtide ….could anything sound anymore pedestrian than #Redtide? Maybe in all Caps…#REDTIDE!!!

Nope, looks the same, just bigger.

So, what did we learn? If you don’t name your team, I will make fun of you and name it whatever I want. Roll TIDE…they are the WOAT!!

I love teaching young minds full of mush.